Mission of
Elder Kenneth Dallin Tinkham
Honduras San Pedro Sula East
August 2011 to August 2013

Monday, July 22, 2013

A week of insanity

Alright, as I was just talking to my companion in the morning that I honestly felt like P-day was 2 days ago. I think that this was the fastest, most hectic week of my mission! And thus ties in the story of HOW!

So after writing, an amazing family of recent converts invited us to Pizza Hut. Now, this isn’t your American-type “Eh, I feel lazy today. We will call up a pizza.” No, here in Central America, Pizza Hut is a super expensive, super HUGE 5 star restaurant with waiters, giant tables...etc. So they ordered 2 huge pizzas with starters of hot wings and bread, and they tell us elders to just go to town. So I probably drank 7 glasses of juice, ate 3 wings, 2 pieces of bread, and 5.5 pieces of pizza. It is just such a bizarre concept to me to go into a sit-down pizza hut and have a waiter catering to me as if I were in some fancy place!

On Tuesday I was on divisions in my area with Elder Lewis from Elko Nevada. Who knows where that is! It was a great day and we had a lot of great citas with our investigators, but we noticed an incoming need that loomed over us the whole time. So they are sending out missionaries to open up 3 new areas in my zone, thanks to the MASSIVE influx of missionaries! And thanks to the fact that my mission is now half the size. So, we have to find places for all of the missionaries to live upon their arrival! And, Elder Lewis’ area was a special case.

They are sending sisters.

Ay ay ay! So we had to head out super early in the morning to get a bus for the looooong bus ride out to Tela and look for a really nice, really safe and really pretty house for sisters. We were going to get there, find it, and I would get out with Elder Guadamuz from Nicaragua, because my companion had to stay and do damage control in a branch. We were going to get in and out. But, turns out...that we spent more than 5 hours looking for a house (and after dividing the areas, printing contracts and eating) and missed the last bus to Progreso! Great...so here I am without extra clothes, without a place to stay, and still without a house for the sisters. So, I stay in a sketchily-arranged hammock in a tiny hot house with the elders and slept "great." We wake up next morning, and head out to find a house again! Yaaaaay! But after meeting my companion, we actually found a pretty nice place, and exactly what the office wanted. So, we hurried and made an agreement with the owner and headed off. Hope the sisters are grateful!

Then, on Friday we had to do the same in another area, but lucky that was for elders. We found this pretty amazing house. Huge, pretty, clean, open space...amazing. But it was too cheap and too good to be true. We had the elders in that area investigate it that night, and turns out we almost agreed to a contract of a drug-dealer house! They said that the members are always talking about how they hear gun shots and see lots of shady action. So yeah...we are pretty dang happy we didn’t go with that house! Sheesh!

But yeah, this week was crazy and just full of surprises. I think I will be an expert at looking for houses when I get home.

So yes, I love you all! Hope that you have an amazing week! I know I most definitely will this week!

Vaya Pues!
Elder Tinkham